Have you experienced any of these mommy moments?
Check out this week’s memes!

What happened to my social life?
When I think of the word party, I immediately think of bounce houses and bazookas.
Cool, go show daddy!
I’m sure he’ll be amazed.

Oh no.
Mommy likes it when you use the potty!

Mommy is tired of getting bad looks. 🙄
Like from the other mommies when she drops you off at school.

Motherhood: the invention of lying.
Good thing kids’ BS detectors don’t kick in til much later.

After the dog that is.
“Drop it… No… Drop it!!!” Who knew being a dog mom would prepare me to be a real mom?!

#MillennialMom
How am I supposed to get a cute pic of you like this?

I swear my kid is from another planet. 👽
Where yes means no and no means yes.

If past 5pm, add some kahlua and ice, just in time for happy hour. 🍸
Waste not want not, right?

And this is why mommy has to do everything herself. ⏳
Did I create a human baby or a sloth baby?