When your kid is an impossible food critic. 🥘

Who gave you those taste buds?!

Note to self:

Cooking is overrated!

You’re welcome.

Thought you might want to be able to turn on the lights, take a warm bath, and eat when you’re hungry!

A double load.

Yeah, you can say things are gettin’ pretty weird.

Are those two left shoes? 👠

Not again!

Can’t look at or drink milk ever again. 🥛

And the sippy cup? History.

Do what mommy says!

Please… please… pretty please?

46.

Of each color!

Baby got brows. 👁

And I cannot unsee!

AKA not allowed over for a playdate. 🧒

Sorry, I don’t make the rules!