When your kid is an impossible food critic. 🥘
Who gave you those taste buds?!
Note to self:
Cooking is overrated!
Thought you might want to be able to turn on the lights, take a warm bath, and eat when you’re hungry!
A double load.
Yeah, you can say things are gettin’ pretty weird.
Are those two left shoes? 👠
Can’t look at or drink milk ever again. 🥛
And the sippy cup? History.
Do what mommy says!
Please… please… pretty please?
Of each color!
Baby got brows. 👁
And I cannot unsee!
AKA not allowed over for a playdate. 🧒
Sorry, I don’t make the rules!